The First Thing I'll Do

There Will Be A Whole New Spirit Blowing Through Texas. There Will Be A Smile On Everybody's Face And A Chill Up The Spine Of Every Politician.

We're All Worm Bait Waiting To Happen. It's What You Do While You Wait That Matters.

We're First On Executions. We're 49th In Funding Public Education. We're In A Race With Mississippi For The Bottom, And We're Winning.

Now I Have A Cat. Well, That's Not Quite Accurate. A Cat And I Have Each Other.

You Struggle With Your Demons And You Conquer Them.