The First Mistake Of Art

Style Is Originality; Fashion Is Fascism. The Two Are Eternally And Unalterably Opposed.

The Whole Point Of American Culture Is To Pick Up Any Old Piece Of Trash And Make It Shine With More Facets Than The Hope Diamond.

I Think That If Most Guys In America Could Somehow Get Their Fave-rave Poster Girl In Bed And Have Total License To Do Whatever They Wanted With This Legendary Body For One Afternoon, At Least 75 Percent Of The Guys In The Country Would Elect To Beat Her Up.

Realizing That Life Is Precious The Natural Tendency Is To Trample On It, Like Laughing At A Funeral.

I'll Probably Never Produce A Masterpiece, But So What? I Feel I Have A Sound Aborning, Which Is My Own, And That Sound If Erratic Is Still My Greatest Pride, Because I Would Rather Write Like A Dancer Shaking My Ass To Boogaloo Inside My Head, And Perhaps Reach Only Readers Who Like To Use Books To Shake Their Asses, Than To Be Or Write For The Man Cloistered In A Closet Somewhere Reading Aeschylus While This Stupefying World Careens Crazily Past His Waxy Windows Toward Its Last Raving Sooty Feedback Pirouette.