The First Guy Who Came

I Was Quite A Reader Before I Became A Writer.

Make Your Melodies Simple Enough So That The Average Person Can Hum Them.

If Barbara Walters Was Interviewing Me, I'd Figure Her Career Was As Dead As Mine!

Religion Is A Strange, Wonderful Thing. More Crimes Have Been Committed In The Name Of Righteousness Than Any Other Notion.

It Used To Be That Youd Have A Song Recorded By A Major Country Artist And If It Was A Hit, You Could Buy A Car. Now You Can Buy A Dealership.