The First Crocodile I Ever

I Was Born And Raised With Crocodiles; They Are A Piece Of Cake. But Kids Are So ... Unpredictable.

The Message Is Simple: Love And Conserve Our Wildlife.

You Know, I'm Australian, And We Have Got The Worst Sense Of Humor. We Are Cruel To Each Other.

The Only Animals I'm Not Comfortable With Are Parrots, But I'm Learning As I Go. I'm Getting Better And Better At 'em. I Really Am.

Scientific Whaling, And Other Lies Will Be Exposed And Become Atrocities Of The Past.