The English Lord Marries For

Chickens Are Cheerless Birds, I Advise You To Keep Geese Which Can Be Taught To Follow Like Dogs, One Needs All The Companionship One Can Get In These Days.

The Test Of A Cook Is How She Boils An Egg. My Boiled Eggs Are Fantastic, Fabulous. Sometimes As Hard As A 100 Carat Diamond, Or Again Soft As A Feather Bed, Or Running Like A Cooling Stream, They Can Also Burst Like Fireworks From Their Shells And Take On The Look And Rubbery Texture Of A Baby Octopus. Never A Dull Egg, With Me.

Irish Gardens Beat All For Horror. With 19 Gardeners, Lord Talbot Of Malahide Has Produced An Affair Exactly Like A Suburban Golf Course.

Americans Relate All Effort, All Work, And All Of Life Itself To The Dollar. Their Talk Is Of Nothing But Dollars.

The Great Advantage Of Living In A Large Family Is That Early Lesson Of Life's Essential Unfairness.