The English Contribution To World

He Who Laughs Most, Learns Best.

Laughter Is The Best Creative Medicine.

It’s Only On The Brink That People Find The Will To Change. Only At The Precipice Do We Evolve.

If Life Were Fair, Dan Quayle Would Be Making A Living Asking 'do You Want Fries With That?'

When I Was In School, I Was Beaten Every 30 Minutes. It Never Did Me Any Harm Except For Some Psychological Mal-adjustments And Blurred Vision.