The English Are Polite By

Most Beds Aren't As Intimate As People Think They Are.

Culture Is A Way Of Coping With The World By Defining It In Detail.

Genitals Are A Great Distraction To Scholarship

I've Often Thought That My Scruples About Stealing Books Were The Only Thing That Stood In The Way Of My Being A Really Great Scholar.

On Many American Campuses The Only Qualification For Admission Was The Ability Actually To Find The Campus And Then Discover A Parking Space.