The Disadvantage Of Becoming Wise

The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

Bureaucracy Is More People Doing Less Things, And Taking More Time To Do Them Worse.

After Wisdom Comes Wit.

Times Change: It Was Once The Custom To Take A Bath Weekly And Religion Daily.