The Devil Is An Optimist

Many Women Would Like To Dream With Men Without Sleeping With Them. Someone Should Point Out To Them That This Is Utterly Impossible.

Social Reform Is The Desperate Decision To Remove Corns From A Person Suffering From Cancer.

News Reports Stand Up As People, And People Wither Into Editorials. Clichés Walk Around On Two Legs While Men Are Having Theirs Shot Off.

The Devil Is An Optimist If He Thinks He Can Make People Worse Than They Are.

Science Is Spectral Analysis. Art Is Light Synthesis.