The Cure For Grief Is

A Legal Or Religious Ceremony By Which Two Persons Of The Opposite Sex Solemnly Agree To Harass And Spy On Each Other... Until Death Do Them Join.

History: Gossip Well Told.

Martyrs And Persecutors Are The Same Type Of Man. As To Which Is The Persecutor And Which The Martyr, This Is Only A Question Of Transient Power.

Give Us A Religion That Will Help Us To Live - We Can Die Without Assistance.

Half The Failures In Life Arise From Pulling In One's Horse As He Is Leaping. Happiness Is A Habit. Cultivate It.