The Cure For Cynicism Is

I've Spent My Whole Life Being Told I Have A Face Like A Horse. You Are Just What You Are, Aren't You?

I Have Not A Clue Why They Sent It To Me. As Far As I Know I Have Not Got A Reputation As A Receiver Of Stolen Goods.

The Promise Of Western Capitalism Of Ever Rising Rates Of Pay Has Turned Out To Be The Cheque That Bounced

Scepticism Is A Necessary And Vital Part Of The Journalist's Toolkit. But When Scepticism Becomes Cynicism It Can Close Off Thought And Block The Search For Truth.

I Voted Against Gerald Nabarro In My First General Election, But My Defiance Made No Difference. If You Had Put A Conservative Rosette On A Mustachioed Hamster, It Would Have Been Elected.