The Criticism Hurts Sometimes And

Soccer Is A Magical Game.

Everyone's Been So Quick To Say That I'm Really Thick Or I Haven't Got A Brain. People Will Think Whatever They Want To Think.

I'm Happy In Madrid, My Kids Are Happy And My Wife Is Happy, So Everything's Good. If Anyone Knows About Contracts They Take A While To Sort Out.

Some Men Over-tweeze Their Eyebrows, And It's Just Too Perfect. Men Are Meant To Have Kind Of A Bushy Brow. Too Much Aftershave Is Also Off-putting; It's One Of My Pet Hates.

Well I'm The Prince And I'm Sort Of Slaying A Dragon - Which Is Something I've Never Done Before, Obviously.