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Finance, N. The Art Or Science Of Managing Revenues And Resources For The Best Advantage Of The Manager. The Pronunciation Of This Word With The I Long And The Accent On The First Syllable Is One Of America's Most Precious Discoveries And Possessions.

Rational, Adj. Devoid Of All Delusions Save Those Of Observation, Experience And Reflection.

Self-denial Is Indulgence Of A Propensity To Forego.

Opera, N. A Play Representing Life In Another World, Whose Inhabitants Have No Speech But Song, No Motions But Gestures And No Postures But Attitudes.

Corporation: An Ingenious Device For Obtaining Profit Without Individual Responsibility.