The Consumer Isn't A Moron;

Few Of The Great Creators Have Bland Personalities. They Are Cantankerous Egotists, The Kind Of Men Who Are Unwelcome In The Modern Corporation.

Hard Work Never Killed A Man. Men Die Of Boredom, Psychological Conflict, And Disease. They Do Not Die Of Hard Work.

The Psychiatrists Say That Everybody Should Have A Hobby. The Hobby I Recommend Is Advertising

When You Have Nothing To Say, Sing It.

The Temptation To Entertain Instead Of Selling Is Contagious.