You Want To Look Younger...

Just Because I Have Rice On My Clothes Doesn't Mean I've Been To A Wedding. A Chinese Man Threw Up On Me.

I'm At An Age When My Back Goes Out More Than I Do.

Absolutely Nothing Was Happening In My Marriage. I Nicknamed My Waterbed, Lake Placid!

It's A Certain Kind Of Immortality, Because Those Disney Films Do Go On And On And On.

If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple, I'd Have No Shape At All.