You Want To Look Younger...

In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.

Fang Can't Stand To See Trash & Garbage Lying Around The House. He Can't Stand The Competition.

My Sister-in-law Is So Skinny That She Has A Striped Dress With Only One Stripe.

My Doctor Is A Family Physician. He Treats My Family And I Support His.

The Best Contraceptive For Old People Is Nudity.