The Clock Never Stops, Never

I Think Alcohol Is A Good Drug For Me When I'm Writing. I Don't Think I've Ever Had A Problem With It. I Can Stop For A Few Weeks, So I Think It's Okay. I Don't Think It's Good For My Liver, But I Do Love It. It's A Huge Part Of My Life, And It Makes Me Happy.

I Could Probably Live In Bali The Rest Of My Life And Completely Live In The Sticks And Have A F - King Moped And Make A Record Every Couple Of Years And Not Step In Public And Break Even Like I Do Anyway. That's Really Tempting.

I'm Older Than I Was, And I'm Still Washed-up, And I Haven't Changed My Music One Iota. It's Just Much Easier To Do This When People Are Being Nice To You.

If I'm In A Relationship And My Girlfriend Is Sleeping With Other People, I Don't Need To Know Who It Is; I Just Want To Know How She Feels About It.

If You're Afraid They Might Discover Your Redneck Past, There Are A Hundred Ways To Cover Your Redneck Past.