The Civil Rights Movement Wasn't

After I Decided To Become A Jew, Only Then Did I Learn That The Jews Don't Have All The Money. When I Found Out Rockefeller And Ford Were Goyim, I Almost Resigned.

I've Done Some Things I Wish I Could Erase. . . . I Invented Mistakes. But The Mistakes Must Be Seen In Context, And They Must Be Weighed Along With The Positives.

There's Nothing That Can Match Broadway For Stature And Dignity.

Savor The Moments That Are Warm And Special And Giggly.

Sober Up, And You See And Hear Everything You'd Been Able To Avoid Hearing Before.