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Zoology, N. The Science And History Of The Animal Kingdom, Including Its King, The House Fly ("musca Maledicta"). The Father Of Zoology Was Aristotle, As Is Universally Conceded, But The Name Of Its Mother Has Not Come Down To Us.

Life - A Spiritual Pickle Preserving The Body From Decay.

Uxoriousness, N. A Perverted Affection That Has Strayed To One's Own Wife.

Respectability, N. The Offspring Of A Liaison Between A Bald Head And A Bank Account.

Discriminate, V.i. To Note The Particulars In Which One Person Or Thing Is, If Possible, More Objectionable Than Another.