The Cigarettes You Light One

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women. But The Truth Is I've Flunked More Often Than Not. I'm Very Fond Of Women; I Admire Them. But, Like All Men, I Don't Understand Them.

Stay Alive, Stay Active, And Get As Much Practice As You Can.

You Are The Promised Kiss Of Springtime That Makes The Lonely Winter Seem Long. You Are The Breathless Hush Of Evening That Trembles On The Brink Of A Lovely Song.

As You May Know, I Have Many Good Friends In The Press Who, Unfortunately, Have Thus Far Refused To Identify Themselves And Go Public.

Love And Marriage, Love And Marriage, Go Together Like A Horse And Carriage. This I Tell Ya, Brother, You Can't Have One Without The Other.