The Church Has Historically Been

Be Out Of The Mainstream. I'm Out Of The Mainstream. I Enjoy It, Who Wants To Be In The Mainstream?

Between Ron Paul And Rick Perry, I Think The Lesson Is Don't Get Sick In Texas.

New Rule: Tulips Aren't Flowers. They're Some Kind Of Gay Onion.

Well, The American Public Always Wanted To Vote For A Guy — And Bush Was The Perfect Guy — Who They'd Want To Have Over For Pot-roast. And George Bush Is That Guy. He Does That Well. You'd Like To Have Him Over For Pot-roast. He Reminds You Of Yourself. Okay. Well, Now He's Been Over, He's Had The Pot-roast. But He's Getting Drunk And Now He's Talking About Stem Cells And Terri Schiavo And Gay Marriage. And Now He's The Guest That Won't Leave.

[obamacare] Was Going To Be The Republicans' Big Issue, And They're Not Talking About It Because It's Working.