The Better The Person You're

Being A Leading Man... That's Like Saying I Want To Be Astronaut. That's Not Going To Happen.

It's Harder When People Are Playing Along, Because It's Just Not As Funny. They're Trying To Be Funny, And It Sort Of Cancels Out The Whole Joke.

I Remember My Wife Wanted Me To Go See 'contagion,' And I Was Like, 'oh My God, Why Would I Want To See That Movie?' I Mean, I'll Just Have Nightmares And It Will Freak Me Out. It Turned Out That I Really Enjoyed It; I Thought It Was Very Well Done.

[and On Going From Character To Leading Actor] I Don't Approach Anything Differently; I Just Approach It As A Character. I'm Always Astounded At The Fact That I've Ever Played A Leading Character In Anything [laughs]. And My Wife Concurs With That, Frankly. She Always Thought I Would Be, At Best, The Wacky Neighbor On A Sitcom, So This Is All Just A Surprise And A Joy.

I Don't Text, I Don't Have A Blackberry. Literally, I Just Have A Cell Phone That I Haven't Programmed And The Whole Bluetooth. No. I Don't Even Have An Earpiece For My Cell Phone.