The Best You Can Hope

I Think You Should Live Your Life So That The Maximum Number Of People Will Attend Your Funeral.

Boss: I Just Heard That Light Travels Faster Than Sound. I'm Wondering If I Should Shout When I Speak, Just So My Lips Appear To Sync-up With My Words.

Normal People... Believe That If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. Engineers Believe That If It Ain't Broke, It Doesn't Have Enough Features Yet.

On The Fourth Day Of Telecommuting, I Realized That Clothes Are Totally Unnecessary.

In The Future, It Will Become Increasingly Obvious That Your Competitors Are Just As Clueless As You Are.