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If You Teach A Poor Young Man To Shave Himself, And Keep His Razor In Order, You May Contribute More To The Happiness Of His Life Than In Giving Him A Thousand Guineas. This Sum May Be Soon Spent, The Regret Only Remaining Of Having Foolishly Consumed It; But In The Other Case, He Escapes The Frequent Vexation Of Waiting For Barbers, And Of Their Sometimes Dirty Fingers, Offensive Breaths, And Dull Razors.

Singularity In The Right Hath Ruined Many; Happy Those Who Are Convinced Of The General Opinion.

Without Industry And Frugality, Nothing Will Do; With Them, Everything.

I Guess I Don't So Much Mind Being Old, As I Mind Being Fat And Old.

Perhaps I Was Too Saucy And Provoking.