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It Is Increasingly Important To Be Open-minded.

Dogs Are Intelligent Beings; They Are Not Human Beings. The Life Of A Dog - There's No Equivalency With The Life Of A Person, And If You Are Putting A Dog In The Line Of Danger To Save Human Life, And They Can Do The Job Reasonably Well, I Mean, Seriously, What About Dignity And Self-respect? I Feel Like Going Out To Dinner, I Think I Will Have My Cocker Spaniel Host The Show Tonight.

Every Single Comedian In Canada Is Now Living In The United States.

Bush's America. I Wish We Had More Time. I Didn't Even Vote For Him The Second Time, And I Feel Like I Got To Defend Him.

"the Man Who Alters His Way Of Thinking To Suit Others Is A Fool." Our Quote Of The Day Is, From Of All People, The Marquis De Sade, The Most Infamous Writer In All Of French Literature. And By The Way, If You Recognized That Quote, You're Sick.