The Best Revenge Is The

I Would Like To Be Remembered As A Man Who Had A Wonderful Time Living Life, A Man Who Had Good Friends, Fine Family - And I Don't Think I Could Ask For Anything More Than That, Actually.

Now There's A Grown-up Swinging Town.

I Want To Be Buried With A Zippo, A Roll Of Dimes & A Bottle Of Jack!

May You Live To Be 100 And May The Last Voice You Hear Be Mine.

For Years I've Nursed A Secret Desire To Spend The Fourth Of July In A Double Hammock With A Swingin' Redheaded Broad. But I Could Never Find Me A Double Hammock