The Best Lies To Tell

Cats Aren't Really Friendly, They're Just Cozying Up To The Dominant Life-form As A Hedge Against Extinction.

I Suggest We Depict Penguins As Callous And Unfeeling Creatures Who Insist On Bringing Up Their Children In What Is Little More Than A Large Chest Freezer.

Death, I Had Discovered Long Ago, Was Available In Varying Flavors, And None Of Them Particularly Palatable.

Failure Concentrates The Mind Wonderfully. If You Don't Make Mistakes, You're Not Trying Hard Enough.

The Cucumber And The Tomato Are Both Fruit; The Avocado Is A Nut. To Assist With The Dietary Requirements Of Vegetarians, On The First Tuesday Of The Month A Chicken Is Officially A Vegetable.