The Best Gig Is The

The Best Gig Is The One You've Got.

My Publicist Told Me Not To Talk About Politics But, Yes, I Think We Have A President Who Stole The Election.

I Didn't Think That A Career In Theater Was Very Realistic So I Thought The Only Thing I Could Make Money Doing And Still Be Somewhat Artistic Was, God Help Me, Advertising.

As Soon As You Know What You're Doing, You're Doing It Wrong.

I'm Actually A Very Bad Surfer, Which Is Good Because Everybody Likes A Bad Surfer. Nobody Likes A Good Surfer.