The Best Advice I've Ever

There's No Difference Between Fame And Infamy Now. There's A New School Of Professional Famous People That Don't Do Anything. They Don't Create Anything.

That's The Amazing Thing About Life. You Can Just Rub It Out, Like A Blackboard, And Start Again.

People Confuse The Subject Of The Joke With The Target Of The Joke, And They're Very Rarely The Same.

Since There Is Absolutely No Logical Reason To Assume There Is An Afterlife, I Decided To Make The Life I Have Now As Much Fun As Possible.

Some [people] Are Really Smart. You Know Who You Are. Some [people] Are Really Thick. Unfortunately, You Don't Know Who You Are.