The Benson And Hedges Cup

John Mcenroe Has Hair Like Badly Turned Broccoli.

You Can Never Get A Woman To Sit Down And Listen To A Drum Solo.

His Pear-shaped Head, I Could Now See, Was Situated On Top Of A Pear-shaped Body, Which His Black Gown Caused To Resemble A Piece Of Fruit Going To A Funeral.

Common Sense And A Sense Of Humour Are The Same Thing, Moving At Different Speeds. A Sense Of Humour Is Just Common Sense, Dancing. Those Who Lack Humour Are Without Judgment And Should Be Trusted With Nothing.

In The Bob Hope Golf Classic (lwt) The Participation Of President Gerald Ford Was More Than Enough To Remind You That The Nuclear Button Was At One Stage At The Disposal Of A Man Who Might Have Either Pressed It By Mistake Or Else Pressed It Deliberately In Order To Obtain Room Service.