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Brunettes Are Troublemakers. They're Worse Than The Jews.

The People Are Applauding You Because None Of Them Understands You And Applauding Me Because Everybody Understands Me.

Had I Known Of The Actual Horrors Of The German Concentration Camps, I Could Not Have Made The Great Dictator, I Could Not Have Made Fun Of The Homicidal Insanity Of The Nazis.

I Am What I Am: An Individual, Unique And Different, With A Lineal History Of Ancestral Promptings And Urgings, A History Of Dreams, Desires, And Of Special Experiences, All Of Which I Am The Sum Total.

I Don't Need Interesting Camera Angles, I Am Interesting.