The Average Pregnant Woman Farts

Whenever My Water Breaks It'll Be Like A Fire Hydrant!

There Are Certain Things That Make Me Relax, Like Writing My Journal. That's The Only Time That I'm Relaxing. It's The Only Time I Really Get To Examine Myself.

I Am Definitely Feeling 'intimate.' I'm Kind Of Unstoppable At The Moment! Like The Big 'o' Is Like The Biggest 'o' Ever.

I'll Usually Wash My Hair And Let It Air-dry Wavy, But If I'm Just In A Hang-out Mood, I Won't Even Wash It. I'll Wait Until It Smells.

I Think That Having A Public Career Is A Bargain With The Devil.