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Irony And Pity Are Two Good Counselors: One, In Smiling, Makes Life Pleasurable; The Other, Who Cries, Makes It Sacred.

America, Where Thanks To Congress, There Are Forty Million Laws To Enforce The Ten Commandments.

A Writer Is Rarely So Well Inspired As When He Talks About Himself.

Only Men Who Are Not Interested In Women Are Interested In Women's Clothes. Men Who Like Women Never Notice What They Wear.