The Author: An Imaginary Person

The Ever-rising Cost Of Living: Someday Soon, The Corporate Technicians Will Be Locking Meters On Our Noses And Charging Us A Royalty On The Air We Breathe.

I Believe In Nothing That I Cannot Touch, Kiss, Embrace.... The Rest Is Only Hearsay.

Fence Straddlers Have No Balls. In Compensation, However, They Enjoy A Comfortable Seat And Can Retreat Swiftly, When Danger Threatens, To Either Side Of The Fence. There Is Something To Be Said For Every Position.

The Consolation Of Reading Biography: Most Great Men Have Led Lives Even More Miserable Than Our Own.

Capitalism: Nothing So Mean Could Be Right. Greed Is The Ugliest Of The Capital Sins.