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I Detest Life-insurance Agents: They Always Argue That I Shall Some Day Die, Which Is Not So.

Humour Is Essentially A Comforter, Reconciling Us To Things As They Are In Contrast To Things As They Might Be.

The Tears Of Childhood Fall Fast And Easily, And Evil Be To Him Who Makes Them Flow.

Modern Critics, Who Refuse To Let A Plain Thing Alone, Have Now Started A Theory That Cervantes's Work Is A Vast Piece Of "symbolism." If So, Cervantes Didn't Know It Himself And Nobody Thought Of It For Three Hundred Years. He Meant It As A Satire Upon The Silly Romances Of Chivalry.

A Sportsman Is A Man Who, Every Now And Then, Simply Has To Get Out And Kill Something.