The Art Of Life Is

Aig [f.-m. Sir Douglas Haig] 'e Don't Say Much; 'e Don't, So To Say, Say Nothin'; But What 'e Don't Say Don't Mean Nothin', Not 'arf. But When 'e Do Say Something--my Gawd!

A Genius Is A Man Who Does Unique Things Of Which Nobody Would Expect Him To Be Capable.

Human Nature Is Rarely So Amusing As When Trying To Get A House Off Its Hands. Women At This Task Can Be Untruthful Enough, But Their Untruth Lacks The Infusion Of Candor Which A Skillful Male Liar Can Introduce.

The Trouble With Marriage Is That, While Every Woman Is At Heart A Mother, Every Man Is At Heart A Bachelor.

You May Lose By It Now And Then, But It Will Be A Loss Well Gained If You Do.