The Aphorist Is A Hit

Good Books Do Not Make People Wiser Or Happier--only More Conscious.

When A Modest Man Praises Himself, People Listen.

Contempt For Others, Like Masturbation, Is Best As A Secret Pleasure.

The Harp Is An Insipid Instrument--no Good For Dancing, Feasting, Or Marching, Only For Sitting Primly In A Parlor Or On A Cloud.

No One Could Be The Way I Remember My Father.