The Americans Are A Very

Never Fight With Russian. On Your Every Stratagem They Answer Unpredictable Stupidity.

Politics Ruins The Character.

Your Map Of Africa Is Really Quite Nice. But My Map Of Africa Lies In Europe. Here Is Russia, And Here... Is France, And We're In The Middle - That's My Map Of Africa.

They Treat Me Like A Fox, A Cunning Fellow (schlaukopf) Of The First Rank. But The Truth Is That With A Gentleman I Am Always A Gentleman And A Half, And When I Have To Do With A Pirate, I Try To Be A Pirate And A Half.

There Is A Providence That Protects Idiots, Drunkards, Children And The United States Of America.