The American Cancer Society Tried

When I Received The Nobel Prize, The Only Big Lump Sum Of Money I Have Ever Seen, I Had To Do Something With It. The Easiest Way To Drop This Hot Potato Was To Invest It, To Buy Shares. I Knew That World War Ii Was Coming And I Was Afraid That If I Had Shares Which Rise In Case Of War, I Would Wish For War. So I Asked My Agent To Buy Shares Which Go Down In The Event Of War. This He Did. I Lost My Money And Saved My Soul.

Life Is Water, Dancing To The Tune Of Solids.

A Substance That Makes You Ill If You Don't Eat It.

Life Is A Wondrous Phenomenon.

A Discovery Must Be, By Definition, At Variance With Existing Knowledge. During My Lifetime, I Made Two. Both Were Rejected Offhand By The Popes Of The Field. Had I Predicted These Discoveries In My Applications, And Had Those Authorities Been My Judges, It Is Evident What Their Decisions Would Have Been.