The Advantage Of Being Able

Satire Is Traditionally The Weapon Of The Powerless Against The Powerful.

The Thing Is This: You Got To Have Fun While You're Fightin' For Freedom, 'cause You Don't Always Win.

I Think Of Texas As The Laboratory For Bad Government.

Being Slightly Paranoid Is Like Being Slightly Pregnant - It Tends To Get Worse.

I Have Been Attacked By Rush Limbaugh On The Air, An Experience Somewhat Akin To Being Gummed By A Newt. It Doesn't Actually Hurt, But It Leaves You With Slimy Stuff On Your Ankle.