The Advantage Of Being Able

Satire Is Traditionally The Weapon Of The Powerless Against The Powerful. I Only Aim At The Powerful. When Satire Is Aimed At The Powerless, It Is Not Only Cruel -- It's Vulgar.

Even I Felt Sorry For Richard Nixon When He Left; There's Nothing You Can Do About Being Born Liberal - Fish Gotta Swim And Hearts Gotta Bleed.

Texas Is Not A Civilized Place. Texans Shoot One Another A Lot. They Also Knife, Razor, And Stomp One Another To Death With Some Frequency. And They Fight In Bars All The Time.

Calling George Bush Shallow Is Like Calling A Dwarf Short.

The Advantage Of Being Able To Identify Sin Is That You Can Go Out And Do It, And Enjoy It.