That's Why I Like Old

My Diagnosis," He Said "for Better Or Worse, Is That Your Son Is The Result Of An Old Pharaoh's Curse.

If Youve Ever Had That Feeling Of Loneliness, Of Being An Outsider, It Never Quite Leaves You. You Can Be Happy Or Successful Or Whatever, But That Thing Still Stays Within You.

Most People Say About Graveyards: "oh, It's Just A Bunch Of Dead People. It's Creepy." But For Me, There's An Energy To It That It Not Creepy, Or Dark. It Has A Positive Sense To It.

Stain Boy Of All The Super Heroes, The Strangest One By Far, Doesn't Have A Special Power, Or Drive A Fancy Car. Next To Superman And Batman, I Guess He Must Seem Tame. But To Me He Is Quite Special, And Stain Boy Is His Name. He Can't Fly Around Tall Buildings, Or Outrun A Speeding Train, The Only Talent He Seems To Have Is To Leave A Nasty Stain. Sometimes I Know It Bothers Him, That He Can't Run Or Swim Or Fly, And Because Of This One Ability, His Dry Cleaning Bill Is Sky-high.

I Don't Have A Dog, Because I Travel Too Much. I Don't Want To Just Leave It Abandoned.