Thats Called Hypocrisy, You Shuck

I Do Love Ponies. Wish I Could Eat One Right Now.

He Didn't Have A Single Clue What Was Going On With These Two Strangers, But Every Instinct Told Him Master George Equaled Good, Mistress Jane Equaled Bald- He Blinked-uh, Bad.

I Felt Her Absence. It Was Like Waking Up One Day With No Teeth In Your Mouth. You Wouldn't Need To Run To The Mirror To Know They Were Gone

The Girl Leaned Forward And Kissed Thomas On The Cheek. “you’re Sweet. I Really Hope We Don’t End Up Killing You, At Least.

You Scared Of That Pip-squeak? Dude, You Got A Lot To Learn. Freakin' Newbies.