That's One Of The Things

The Rock-star Thing Became Very Destructive, Like, Wow. I Didn't Know What I Was Doing. I Just Kind Of Became That Thing. The Hair, That Rock-star Kind Of Lifestyle, Just Living A Dream. It Kind Of Took Over. It Started Out Very Innocent And Then I Turned Into A Cartoon Character. And I Started To Feel Like A Cartoon Character.

My Father Is A Great Grandfather. He's A Wonderful Grandfather, But He's A Terrible Husband.

Life Is Like Sex. It’s Not Always Good, But Its Always Worth Trying.

I Was Getting A Little Bored With My Hair. It's Kind Of A Symbolic Thing, Just Getting Rid Of The Past, Moving Forward. It's Amazing What A Reaction You Get When You Cut Your Hair.

I Thought Of A Great Way To Celebrate My Finnish Heritage At Home. I'm Going To Look Into Opening A Chain Of Strip Clubs, And I'll Call Them Lapland!!!