That's How It Always Is

It Is Easier For Women To Succeed In Business, The Arts, And Politics In America Than In Europe.

I've Been An Important Star And Lived A Full Life, Yet I Only Hve Three Close Friends. I Guess That's All Anyone Can Expect.

[suggesting Her Epitaph:] This Is Too Deep For Me.

I Know Why Most People Never Get Rich. They Put The Money Ahead Of The Job. If You Just Think Of The Job, The Money Will Automatically Follow. This Never Fails.

All A Woman Needs Is A Good Bath, Clean Clothes, And For Her Hair To Be Combed. These Things She Can Do Herself. I Very Seldom Go To The Hairdresser, But When I Do, I Just Marvel.