That Is The Saving Grace

The Past Actually Happened. History Is What Someone Took The Time To Write Down.

The Very Fact That The Jaguar Can Become Extinct While The Pekingese Survives Indicates To Me That Someone Hasn't Thought This Thing Through.

The Baptists Believe In The Right To Life Before You're Born. They Also Believe In Life After Death, But That Is A Privilege And You Have To Earn It By Spending The Interim In Guilt-ridden Misery. At An Early Age I Decided That Living A Life Of Pious Misery In The Hope Of Going To Heaven When It's Over Is A Lot Like Keeping Your Eyes Shut All Through A Movie In The Hope Of Getting Your Money Back At The End.

I Never Joined, But I Used To Go To Church Now And Then. I Liked It, Because They Always Passed Out Plates Of Money At The End.

Any Good History Book Is Mainly Just A Long List Of Mistakes, Complete With Names And Dates. It's Very Embarrassing.