That Is A Big Turn-on

Which Lady Would I Like To Meet? Um, I Don't Know That There's Anybody Left That I Didn't Meet. But The One That I Really Wanted To Meet Died And That Was Princess Diana. I Really Wanted To Get To Know Her. I Like Her.

I Don't Do Comedy. I Think If A Situation Is Funny You Just Play It For Real And If It's Funny, It's Funny.

I Always Tell My Kids If You Lay Down, People Will Step Over You. But If You Keep Scrambling, If You Keep Going, Someone Will Always, Always Give You A Hand. Always. But You Gotta Keep Dancing, You Gotta Keep Your Feet Moving.

It's Just The Stupidest Law Possible... You're Just Making Criminals Out Of People Who Aren't Engaged In Criminal Activity. And We're Spending Zillions Of Dollars Trying To Fight A War We Can't Win! We Could Make Zillions, Just Legalize It And Tax It Like We Do Liquor. It's Stupid.

Insanity Is Being Shit On, Beat Down, Coasting Through Life In A Miserable Existence When You Have A Caged Lion Locked Inside And A Key To Release It.