Telling People At A Dinner

Koenigsegg Are Saying That The Ccx Is More Comfortable. More Comfortable Than What Being Stabbed?

Multi-tasking Is The Ability To Screw Everything Up Simultaneously.

...it Seemed Appropriate That I Should Develop Some Kind Of Illness. This Is A Good Idea When You Are At A Loose End Because Everything, Up To And Including Herpes, Is Better Than Being Bored.

I Started To Realise That Being Impolite Saves An Awful Lot Of Time And Costs You Nothing.

Driving Most Supercars Is Like Trying To Manhandle A Cow Up A Back Staircase, But This Is Like Smearing Honey Onto Keira Knightley.