The Sacred Exists Only At

You Have To Imbue The Characters With Their Own Sort Of Feeling Of Justification And Morality. Everyone Has That, Whether We See Them As Evil Or Not. So I Try To Bring The Characters To Life By Making Them Likable Or Lovable, In The Sense That They Can Be, At Least To Themselves.

Humor Is Very Very Risky, Particularly For A Candidate, Unless He's Been In So Long That It Just Doesn't Matter, And He's Not Running For President. But It's Just That People Are So Sensitive And So Touchy, And You're Just Going To Upset Somebody Without Ever Realizing It.

If You Call Your Opponent A Politician, It's Grounds For Libel.

I Squirm When I See Athletes Praying Before A Game. Don't They Realize That If God Took Sports Seriously He Never Would Have Created George Steinbrenner.

If The Audience Doesn't Like It, Usually They're Just Silent. But They've Never All Walked Out At Once.