Teaching Creationism In Science Class

One Of The Drawbacks Of English Is You Can't Spell Things By Hearing Them.

History Is But The Record Of The Public And Official Acts Of Human Beings. It Is Our Object, Therefore, To Humanize Our History And Deal With People Past And Present; People Who Ate And Possibly Drank; People Who Were Born, Flourished And Died; Not Grave Tragedians, Posing Perpetually For Their Photographs.

If You Decide To Become A Dancer On Broadway, Never Say Who Your Favorite Dance Partner Is, Because Members Of The Media Will Presume You Never Want To Dance With Anybody Else.

Hard To Find Anything Lovelier Than A Tree. They Grow At Right Angles To A Tangent Of The Nominal Sphere Of The Earth.

To Leave The World Better Than You Found It, Sometimes You Have To Pick Up Other People's Trash.