Taste My Tuna Casserole -

My One Regret In Life Is That I Am Not Someone Else.

It Is Impossible To Experience One's Death Objectively And Still Carry A Tune.

I Had A Terrible Education. I Attended A School For Emotionally Disturbed Teachers.

There's Nothing Wrong With You That A Little Prozac And A Polo Mallet Can't Cure.

These Were Always Obsessions Of Mine, Even As A Very Young Child. These Were Things That Interested Me As The Years Went On. My Friends Were More Preoccupied With Social Issues - Issues Such As Abortion, Racial Discrimination, And Communism - And Those Issues Just Never Caught My Interest. Of Course They Mattered To Me As A Citizen To Some Degree...but They Never Really Caught My Attention Artistically.