Talking Is Always Positive. That's

I Just Love Learning. I Think Learning Is How You Live. The Verb Of My Life Is Learning.

Kids Are Like Buckets Of Disease That Live In Your House.

There's No Real Preparing At Home For Stand-up. You Just Go And You Just Do It.

I Know What It's Like To Have A Bunch Of Material That's Working That You Don't Care About. You Want To Die.

My 13-year-old Daughter Leaves The House At 7:15 Every Morning And Takes A Smelly City Bus To School Way Uptown. It's Like 8 Degrees Out, And It's Dark And She's Got This Morning Face And I Send Her Out There To Take A Bus. Meanwhile, My Driver Is Sitting In A Toasty Mercedes That's Going To Take Me To Work Once Both Kids Are Gone. I Could Send Her In The Mercedes And Then Have It Come Back To Get Me, But I Can't Have My Kid Doing That. I Can't Do That To Her. Me? I Earned That F—ing Mercedes. You Better F—ing Believe It.